Dude, joints break down and cartilage wears off if you put more stress on them than they can handle. That happens when you're on stuff like anabolic steroids or somatotropin. I'm on neither. I don't carry so much weight that it becomes painful. I have absolutely no problem with my body. Everybody I know who works out properly, with out hormonal supplementation, has none of the problems you are describing. Besides, working out can't be the only factor that can make your joints cock up, or cause any other joint/cartilage related issue. You aren't conducting a frikkin' clinical trial where the only variable is working out. I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.
I freaking knew he was gonna SOME sort of pic at us. I literally said to myself... this guys is going to try to post a picture if we keep proding him.
Why should I care? It's a picture. I got tired of explaining things in words, so posting a picture was an easy way to quit having a silly conversation, you silly person.
No. Its your end goal by this whole thread. You are peacocking (If that really is you)...... You are trying to go on a diablo fansite forum to talk about yourself, and baiting people into "baiting" you to put up a picture. Presumably in the end goal of attracting (probably based on the statistical population of this site) a male mate.
Otherwise why would you go on a male dominated site and start talking about your abs and how some other male has a crush on you... continue talking about how great you are and then throw up a pic of (some guys) abs?
Because I want a mate who has a level 88 Bowazon with penetrate maxed out. Get the pun? Gosh I'm funny. PM me if you're a level 88 Bowazon with penetrate maxed out. I have a webcam.
I freaking knew he was gonna SOME sort of pic at us. I literally said to myself... this guys is going to try to post a picture if we keep proding him.
Why should I care? It's a picture. I got tired of explaining things in words, so posting a picture was an easy way to quit having a silly conversation, you silly person.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
No it isn't. Your biceps have got be the size of twine.
Simple facts of biology ----->
1.) Muscle weighs more than fat.
2.) A healthy ->FIT<-5'9-10 should be ~ 160-175.
That would imply that anyone outside of that range is unhealthy and unfit, which is silly to say, you silly person.
Here's a picture so you guys can stop philosophizing about being skinny, even though I know I'm not "skinny" as say, a scrawny person is.
I'm not working out to compete, I do so because I have little activity in my everyday life. As far as my joints are concerned, they're perfectly fine. I'm not lifting unbelievable weights, which means they aren't under more stress than they can handle. I also eat properly, with more than adequate vitamin supplementation. *cue "but you eat KFC so I pity you!" comments.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
1. Your life is so "busy" that you have to eat at 3am.
2. At 3am you are too tired to cook yourself.
3. You have no loved one to cook for you.
4. When you are hungry, you have to order KFC.
5. When you order KFC, you get coleslaw.
6. You cannot afford to put on a shirt at night (laundry bill?)
7. You weight 138 lbs., so you are either rather short, or you are a skeleton.
8. You fantasize about super models, which means the women where you live are likely not that attractive.
9. You take any sort of favor or aid from anyone else in real life as a sign that they want to have sex with you, which means you likely are desperately looking for signs.
10. You live in the middle of no-where, Alaska.
11. You are happy that you are the most successful person in your major, in Alaska, so much so that you boast about it constantly.
I really hope I can't believe everything you are saying because if what you say is true, you need some humanitarian aid, at the very least someone to hug you.
1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Wrong. 3AM, a time when people sleep.
4. Nope
5. Duh, I ordered it.
6. Who said anything about money?
7. I have perfectly fine BMI. When you're at 8% body fat, get back to me.
8. I don't. Stop riding a mindless example.
9. Not really. Since this was a joke topic, it doesn't imply anything.
10. Wait, you actually believed that? LOL@someone that dumb pitying ME. Hilarious.
11. Even if I were in Alaska, how does living there make being the first in my class any less significant?
I don't like hugs. If hugs make you feel better, then I pity you. *goes on an idiotic rampage to try and justify how if a someone likes hugs, he must be a scarred infividual worthy of my pity"
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
It's pretty obvious that anyone who glorifies himself this much on the internet is a pretty miserable guy IRL. Still a funny thread though.
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
If you were such a successful and awesome person IRL you wouldn't work this hard to convince everyone on a random site that you are. Nothing personal, you just come across as if you're feeling pretty bad about yourself IRL and if you feel like talking about it you can send me a PM.
How am I "working this hard" to convince anyone I'm anything? Stating something isn't the same as working hard to convince people of said something. It's merely a statement. If someone says "I miss you", he's telling you that he misses you. If someone explains to you why he misses you in great detail, actively trying to convince you with ample amounts of proof, and begging you to believe him would qualify as working hard to convince you. I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
It's pretty obvious that anyone who glorifies himself this much on the internet is a pretty miserable guy IRL. Still a funny thread though.
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
That was a very good lol.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
Nope, no attempt at sarcasm. Why should I show any form of humility when I'm right about what I'm saying, and have the right to flaunt it?
Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
Oh you have no idea! I get so furious sometimes, I take out the letters f, u, c, k, t, h, a, g, y, shift, 1, then flick them at the screen so they spell "fuck that guy", then I know the cyber Gods will listen to me, and then fuck that guy, and then I calm down.
I guess I live in Springfield where everyone is yellow and the Kwik-E-Mart sucks balls.
Why would I, or a "loved one", want to cook at 3AM?
Not that I even remotely care if you pitty me or not, since I don't base my life, decisions, and self-opinion based on what other people say and tell me, but who on Earth are you to pitty me? Are you some super genius who cooks mashed potatoes, fries chicken, and eats splendid meals 4 times a day, while having a supermodel wife, 2 gorgeous and intelligent kids, and is somehow contributing to curing HIV? I sincerely doubt that.
Seriously bro, you and the other people who took this thread overly seriously are the ones who should be pittied. Now that I've demolished you, you can call it quits.
Sorry Bro, you are only showing how much your own self view is full of holes (and not just of the sort you wish the KFC delivery man would fill).
I can pity you because of your diet, and I do. You may not want my pity, but that is fine.
Who am I to pity you? Someone who knows that there is much better food in the world, because I have had it.
But all of that is irrelevant, because I can pity you even if I am a KFC delivery man with a dead-end job.
I eat better food than KFC seven days a week, no matter what my budget is or when I am eating.
You don't have to be a genius cook to make fried chicken, it is a two step process (coat and brown), and gravy is even simpler (add flour & milk without burning).
The fact that you think it takes a cooking genius to make fried chicken, makes me pity you.
Two nights ago around 2am I ate like a boss; cooking together half a bag of seasoned fries, a package of thick cut bacon, an avocado, some serrano peppers, and some Mexican 4 cheese blend. If you are eating KFC, you are eating like a chump, you need to smarten up hater.
But now that I think about the timing of your KFC late night shirtless debacle, it suddenly starts to make more sense why the guy gave you the extra coleslaw; he just gave you all the coleslaw that was left in the bucket, knowing that some sad sob would slop it all up and eat it at home so he wouldn't have to throw it in the dumpster, which would make the dumpster smell pretty rank the next day.
EDIT: After much thought on my drive to school, I retract any and all suggestions that the delivery man's sexual advances were invited.
But I do wonder about your ideals Salvation'
1. You think supermodels are the best women to marry? Some exceptions aside, most of them are rather tall with man faces and man jaws, chosen by fashion designers.
2. You think having kids is a good thing? I can't help but see them as a nuisance that people too dumb to know any better at the time get stuck with and have to force themselves to accept because it is their duty to accept them.
There isn't better food at 3AM with no proper food in the house and no open supermarkets.
Who gives a shit about cooking? Not me, I can tell you that. It's the most useless concept, the most boring concept, and the most unrewarding, to me personally. You can go ahead and cook seasoned fries, fix up some avocado, but I personally can't be bothered to give two shits about that, or whatever you personally do. I don't have the time. I work my ass off, I barely get any sleep, and that leaves no time for me to act like Martha Stewart.
It's packaged coleslaw with an expiration date. When you order it holds no impact, genius.
Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
"I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge"
Yeah, that's right, you spelled coleslaw wrong. Nobody's perfect, you know, especially not you.
I didn't get it wrong, I had a typo. Huge difference. Also, I am most definitely in a position to act high and mighty. With 1 post (officially) on this forum, I have realized that alongside maybe 5 other users, I am the best member this place has to offer. Who else would suggest? Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
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Then 9 months later, you have a baby with that good for nothing son of a bitch. Use prophylactics, sista.
No it hasn't. You can check the picture thread. If there's the same picture anywhere in it, I will hands down quit this forum.
Because I want a mate who has a level 88 Bowazon with penetrate maxed out. Get the pun? Gosh I'm funny. PM me if you're a level 88 Bowazon with penetrate maxed out. I have a webcam.
Why should I care? It's a picture. I got tired of explaining things in words, so posting a picture was an easy way to quit having a silly conversation, you silly person.
That would imply that anyone outside of that range is unhealthy and unfit, which is silly to say, you silly person.
Here's a picture so you guys can stop philosophizing about being skinny, even though I know I'm not "skinny" as say, a scrawny person is.
I'm not working out to compete, I do so because I have little activity in my everyday life. As far as my joints are concerned, they're perfectly fine. I'm not lifting unbelievable weights, which means they aren't under more stress than they can handle. I also eat properly, with more than adequate vitamin supplementation. *cue "but you eat KFC so I pity you!" comments.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
<3
I knew this whole time that the words you wrote up were laced with love.
1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Wrong. 3AM, a time when people sleep.
4. Nope
5. Duh, I ordered it.
6. Who said anything about money?
7. I have perfectly fine BMI. When you're at 8% body fat, get back to me.
8. I don't. Stop riding a mindless example.
9. Not really. Since this was a joke topic, it doesn't imply anything.
10. Wait, you actually believed that? LOL@someone that dumb pitying ME. Hilarious.
11. Even if I were in Alaska, how does living there make being the first in my class any less significant?
I don't like hugs. If hugs make you feel better, then I pity you. *goes on an idiotic rampage to try and justify how if a someone likes hugs, he must be a scarred infividual worthy of my pity"
How am I "working this hard" to convince anyone I'm anything? Stating something isn't the same as working hard to convince people of said something. It's merely a statement. If someone says "I miss you", he's telling you that he misses you. If someone explains to you why he misses you in great detail, actively trying to convince you with ample amounts of proof, and begging you to believe him would qualify as working hard to convince you. I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
You're hilarious bro.
Nope, no attempt at sarcasm. Why should I show any form of humility when I'm right about what I'm saying, and have the right to flaunt it?
Oh you have no idea! I get so furious sometimes, I take out the letters f, u, c, k, t, h, a, g, y, shift, 1, then flick them at the screen so they spell "fuck that guy", then I know the cyber Gods will listen to me, and then fuck that guy, and then I calm down.
You're such a silly goose Proletaria. I like you.
There isn't better food at 3AM with no proper food in the house and no open supermarkets.
Who gives a shit about cooking? Not me, I can tell you that. It's the most useless concept, the most boring concept, and the most unrewarding, to me personally. You can go ahead and cook seasoned fries, fix up some avocado, but I personally can't be bothered to give two shits about that, or whatever you personally do. I don't have the time. I work my ass off, I barely get any sleep, and that leaves no time for me to act like Martha Stewart.
It's packaged coleslaw with an expiration date. When you order it holds no impact, genius.
Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
I didn't get it wrong, I had a typo. Huge difference. Also, I am most definitely in a position to act high and mighty. With 1 post (officially) on this forum, I have realized that alongside maybe 5 other users, I am the best member this place has to offer. Who else would suggest? Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.